COOL KIDS CLUB

si vous pensez que vous pouvez m'empêcher de pousser un million de rouleaux de pizza dans mon cul réelle, alors vous êtes mon ami très très erronée

Suck my ass

http://rlmjob.tumblr.com/post/47345062245/i-just-want-pizza rlmjob
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rlmjob:

pizza:

rlmjob:

I just want pizza

everyone wants a slice of me

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http://goldenclitoris.tumblr.com/post/52340420275/gets-job-as-a-stripper-gets-on-stage-in-3000 goldenclitoris
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goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

http://spookbeast.tumblr.com/post/92959024139/come-on-and-slam spookbeast
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spookbeast:

come on and slam

spookbeast:

come on and slam

http://mintsprii.tumblr.com/post/97777342594/just-wanted-to-draw-a-cute-jade mintsprii
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mintsprii:

just wanted to draw a cute jade

mintsprii:

just wanted to draw a cute jade

http://clgdoublelifts.tumblr.com/post/67577109203/nine-out-of-ten-doctors-recommend-going-on-a-trip clgdoublelifts
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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

shslequius:

shslequius:

Nine out of ten doctors recommend going on a trip to an amusement park this weekend

The tenth doctor doesn’t want to go

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http://more-than-one.tumblr.com/post/33521857856/any-curse-chain-mail-whatever-reblog-or-youll more-than-one
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venomxblast:

inceptionisntimpossible:

more-than-one:

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Any curse, chain mail, whatever reblog or you’ll ____ post.

Has now been broken.
Enjoy your day/night as a free/safe human being~

bless your soul

you beautiful perfect being

http://isxbelle.tumblr.com/post/86430668922/before-u-make-fun-of-someones-foreign-accent isxbelle
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isxbelle:

before u make fun of someone’s foreign accent, take some time to think about how they speak more languages than u and how u are a failure

http://communistbakery.com/post/75195759715/its-not-a-phase-mom-i-really-am-the-next-supreme communistbakery
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communistbakery:

It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme

http://carrotcakebandit.tumblr.com/post/97159647555/au-where-every-sports-anime-is-happening-at-the carrotcakebandit
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cosmiicprince:

carrotcakebandit:

au where every sports anime is happening at the same school

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http://isglass.tumblr.com/post/98056363219 isglass
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http://jessehimself.tumblr.com/post/97873549718 jessehimself
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unculture:

afro-dominicano:

the-goddamazon:

We know why.

sean penn should be all up on this

YOU KNOW WHY.

unculture:

afro-dominicano:

the-goddamazon:

We know why.

sean penn should be all up on this

YOU KNOW WHY.

http://sadspaghetti.tumblr.com/post/95895870203/when-your-mum-catches-you-still-on-the-computer sadspaghetti
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sadspaghetti:

when your mum catches you still on the computer after she told you to go to bed

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http://fvckthisreality.tumblr.com/post/95804071055/do-not-i-mean-it-do-not-imagine-your-otp-in-the fvckthisreality
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fvckthisreality:

Do not, I mean it, Do not imagine your OTP in the kitchen cooking breakfast together, one standing at the stove as the other is hugging them from behind, resting their heads on the back of their neck and stealing sleepy kisses. I promise this will cause fluffy-cuteness overload and it’s not good for your health.

http://fzur.tumblr.com/post/72039129133/we-all-have-a-favorite-eyebrow fzur
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tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

http://draco.tk/post/80382211223/my-friend-really-changed-once-she-became-a voldemo
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ezekestiel:

voldemo:

voldemo:

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

Titan