I always add a lot of emphasis by doing things like *screeching* and typing in caps and !!! and I feel like I come off as really hyper and loud but I’m not, if I actually smile at my screen that’s like the biggest reaction irl it’s just that for me typing plainly is flat and emotionless and I don’t like that
when really great artists follow u and u don’t want to mess things up
two dads tell their adopted son that he is adopted
he looks at them and bursts into tears
"i thought you were my fathers … but you were just faux pas"
i am happy this post is getting notes because we need more queer representation in awful jokes
fight for social justice today; add lgbtqia people to shitty horrible groan-inducing life-ruining puns
i am not crying at all
"why are all anime characters white"
when you accidentally type ong instead of omg
the older and taller u r the more attracted i am to u
*Abraham Lincoln rises from his grave*
U got kik?
A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.
Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.
Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.
i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father
STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT
still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later