I just want pizza
everyone wants a slice of me
*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment
come on and slam
just wanted to draw a cute jade
Nine out of ten doctors recommend going on a trip to an amusement park this weekend
The tenth doctor doesn’t want to go
Any curse, chain mail, whatever reblog or you’ll ____ post.
Has now been broken.
Enjoy your day/night as a free/safe human being~
bless your soul
you beautiful perfect being
before u make fun of someone’s foreign accent, take some time to think about how they speak more languages than u and how u are a failure
It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme
au where every sports anime is happening at the same school
We know why.
sean penn should be all up on this
YOU KNOW WHY.
when your mum catches you still on the computer after she told you to go to bed
Do not, I mean it, Do not imagine your OTP in the kitchen cooking breakfast together, one standing at the stove as the other is hugging them from behind, resting their heads on the back of their neck and stealing sleepy kisses. I promise this will cause fluffy-cuteness overload and it’s not good for your health.
we all have a favorite eyebrow
My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian
its like ive never seen herbivore
i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away