COOL KIDS CLUB

si vous pensez que vous pouvez m'empêcher de pousser un million de rouleaux de pizza dans mon cul réelle, alors vous êtes mon ami très très erronée

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obsidianchameleon:

I always add a lot of emphasis by doing things like *screeching* and typing in caps and !!! and I feel like I come off as really hyper and loud but I’m not, if I actually smile at my screen that’s like the biggest reaction irl it’s just that for me typing plainly is flat and emotionless and I don’t like that

http://mordeshakess.tumblr.com/post/92341599189/when-really-great-artists-follow-u-and-u-dont mordeshakess
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mordeshakess:

when really great artists follow u and u don’t want to mess things up

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http://batmansymbol.tumblr.com/post/83437505330/two-dads-tell-their-adopted-son-that-he-is batmansymbol
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batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

two dads tell their adopted son that he is adopted

he looks at them and bursts into tears

"i thought you were my fathers … but you were just faux pas"

i am happy this post is getting notes because we need more queer representation in awful jokes

fight for social justice today; add lgbtqia people to shitty horrible groan-inducing life-ruining puns

http://thecooliest.tumblr.com/post/57044119821 thecooliest
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http://johannathemad.tumblr.com/post/92022662042/i-am-not-crying-at-all johannathemad
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johannathemad:

i am not crying at all

johannathemad:

i am not crying at all

http://nflstreet.tumblr.com/post/81184197517/why-are-all-anime-characters-white nflstreet
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nflstreet:

"why are all anime characters white"

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http://baelor.tumblr.com/post/82548631324/when-you-accidentally-type-ong-instead-of-omg baelor
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adel-oi-lil-brat:

baelor:

when you accidentally type ong instead of omg

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NO

http://dumbgay.tumblr.com/post/80001893452/the-older-and-taller-u-r-the-more-attracted-i-am dumbgay
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kumquaticecream:

misanclrist:

the older and taller u r the more attracted i am to u

*Abraham Lincoln rises from his grave*
U got kik?

http://avianeurope.tumblr.com/post/92248782795/cream-coloured-courser-cursorius-cursor-by avianeurope
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avianeurope:

Cream-coloured Courser (Cursorius cursor) »by Patrik Wittenby (1|2)

http://sketch-elf.tumblr.com/post/92571457155/a-muggle-borns-sibling-sends-them-a-howler-in-the sketch-elf
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sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

http://madohomos.tumblr.com/post/92681043170/homura-you-shitwagon madohomos
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madohomos:

homura you shitwagon

http://totalparksandrec.tumblr.com/post/84814524293/dentist-pulled-the-tooth-out-yesterday-but-its totalparksandrec
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Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.

Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.

http://buckbarrow.tumblr.com/post/38257266488/im-home-sick-with-the-flu-and-i-just-received buckbarrow
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buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

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http://lmpossibleprincess.tumblr.com/post/92402836836/theyre-reproducing lmpossibleprincess
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lmpossibleprincess:

theyre reproducing 

lmpossibleprincess:

theyre reproducing 

Titan